1837 Drown on Skid Row
New York,New York 63750
8-23-13
Audrey Lovelind
1825 Down on Skid Row
New York, New York 63750
Dear Mrs. Lovelind
There has been a growth in the numbers of human eating Venus fly traps! They have begun to take over Skid Row. People have started to lock them selves in their homes, worried that they might get eaten! We MUST turn our attention toward this on going problem.
In order to solve this problem I suggest we stop paying females to sing in the rain, or at least stop buying water proof spray to put on their dresses. It coasts a lot of money to support just three women. If we stop just this small thing we will be able to get rid of these terrible creators.
Sincerely,
Seymour,green
